A multimedia dick

Someone unknown to me sent an MMS with the sole picture of a short but stocky dick. At first I could not make out what it was since my phone screen is so small and weakly lit. There was a checkered tiled floor in the background that was clearly visible but maybe because of the stockiness it was hard to discern that it was actually a dick. Later when sun had gone down I could make it out and was a bit surprised of course since I had not been having any flirty meetings with gay-men that I was aware of.
Now this leaves a few possibilities:
1. Someone sent the dick by mistake, either to the wrong number or the other more unlikely way.
2. Someone is pranking me. (I am hoping for this one.)
3. Someone is angry with me and has the strangest way of showing it.
4. Some male person hopes to randomly pick up someone by sending out a picture of his short but broad dick. Possibly looking for a chess-partner.

I have not yet been able to get any time to track down the number or had the energy to reply to the dick. But if I get bored enough at some point it might happen, just as I feel that I should share the picture here, but I lack the means to do it since the connector-wire between the phone and the computer presently resides in Sweden. So if anyone strongly feel that I should make it public I am leaving for Sweden in about a week: you just use the comments here…

Phones in NY

For some reason or the other the use of phones in NY is very limited. The reasons are several such as terrorist scare, extremely tall buildings and open market competition to name the most apparent. Still this does not discourage the locals from extensively trying to use phones. I have only been here three month but I have already resigned since there is little meaning in trying to call people. You might get through on one call out of five. It is just not worth the effort. Texting on the other hand has with the introduction of I-phones become equally hard. I-phone users have stopped viewing the text-message as unit but rather a chat and can resort to sending meaningless text-messages like: "Hi Robert" or "Hey, How are you?" When readers of this blog already know that they are not meaning this as a question but rather a way of greeting. If this is unknown to you you can read more here.
That conversation can be quite irritating for someone paying for each incoming text-message and strange for anyone with a normal phone that will not display the texts as a conversation.
There is a meaning in greeting someone who you do not want to strike up a conversation with when you meet them to say "I see you, I recognize you" but half way around the world? Really? No.